Life on the Mild Side

My Master Plan to Uncover the Illuminati

2006-07-28T18:46:00.000-03:00

ClickyI had an idea for Anti 9/11 Lie Events, tell me what you guys think.Basically I walk around the rally with no shirt on, and on my back I have someone write "The Illuminati Has" and when someone asks me "The Illuminati Has What?" or "What does the Illuminati have?" I pull down my pants and on my left ass cheek is a "Y" and on my right ass cheek is a "U" and my hole is the O. So "The

Disasters

2006-07-22T15:44:00.000-03:00

I'm a disaster nut, I dunno why but they fascinate me. I've always been a firm believer in the statement "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." So studying disasters and learning about them helps us to avoid them in the future.I found a forum post dedicated to giving supplying links to putfile showings of live September 11th coverage here. I was asleep when September 11th

Wow.... This is fucked

2006-07-02T20:11:00.000-03:00

I've never seen anything like this before, this woman is terrified of ....... balloons!Clicky

Wanna Know What it's Like to Blast Off?

2006-06-25T00:22:00.000-03:00

ClickyOne of my favorite articles to read, it's Astronauts describing what it's like to launch in the Space Shuttle. I'd love to try it, although I know for certain I'd shit my pants. I mean, I'm scared to fly on an airliner, let alone blast off at thousands of miles an hour in a space shuttle. But you better believe I'd do it in a second.

Why Didn't I Think of This?

2006-06-24T21:34:00.000-03:00

ClickyHello, Ms. Lohan? Yes I'm Dr. Murray and....<< Later On >>Lindsay: Have you found anything?Me: These tests take time, some can even take several days.

Anyone Who Don't Like Lindsay Lohan is Gettin a Punch in the Mouth

2006-06-24T17:35:00.000-03:00

Note to People who don't like Lindsay Lohan: Back the fuck up! I know exactly what it is, it's all jealousy. All the little bitchlets out there are all pissed off they can't fuck and party as much as she does so they call her a slut.As for the Guys, if you don't wanna fuck this:You got serious issues, that even I, in my infinite wisdom can't help you with.

Sayings to Live By, By Murray

2006-06-24T17:25:00.000-03:00

"People Suck, I've Always Said The World Would Be Better Off Without Them.""I'll Live, or Die Tryin!"

I Hate Dogs

2006-06-24T17:11:00.000-03:00

God I hate dogs, they're the most annoying animals on the planet. Ours is the worst, you know he's gotta shit but the damn thing just sits there staring at you while you hold the door open. So you close the door and go back to what you were doing and it shits on the floor. I don't even want the damn thing but my Father does so I'm fucked. Whenever my Father goes away the damn thing barks non stop