Life on the Mild Side

I Hate Dogs

God I hate dogs, they're the most annoying animals on the planet. Ours is the worst, you know he's gotta shit but the damn thing just sits there staring at you while you hold the door open. So you close the door and go back to what you were doing and it shits on the floor. I don't even want the damn thing but my Father does so I'm fucked. Whenever my Father goes away the damn thing barks non stop. One time it got out of our gate and ran away while he was gone so I had to go find it. Words cannot describe how tempted I was to not go find it, but I would have never heard the end of it.

posted by Hishighness @ 6/24/2006