Friday, July 28, 2006

My Master Plan to Uncover the Illuminati

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I had an idea for Anti 9/11 Lie Events, tell me what you guys think.

Basically I walk around the rally with no shirt on, and on my back I have someone write "The Illuminati Has" and when someone asks me "The Illuminati Has What?" or "What does the Illuminati have?" I pull down my pants and on my left ass cheek is a "Y" and on my right ass cheek is a "U" and my hole is the O. So "The Illuminati Has YOU" I think this would change a lot of people's minds about the official version. This would blow people's minds when they realize the Illuminati has them and would undoubtedly bring a lot of people over to our side.

Now obviously I'm only one guy so I can't bring enough people over to make a difference, but if a bunch of us got together we could turn enough people to our side and finally get the full, independant, and impartial investigation we're looking for.

Watch out Illuminati, your days are numbered. My Ass is on the case.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Disasters

I'm a disaster nut, I dunno why but they fascinate me. I've always been a firm believer in the statement "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." So studying disasters and learning about them helps us to avoid them in the future.

I found a forum post dedicated to giving supplying links to putfile showings of live September 11th coverage here. I was asleep when September 11th happened, I woke up and turned on the TV which just happened to be on CNN from the night before and before the tube even warmed up and the picture came on the screen I heard "World Trade Center Towers Collapsed" and I'm like. "Um...What???" I didn't get to see it as it was happening so I've been looking for taped "live" video of it ever since.

Other disasters I'm interested in are Hurricanes and Plane Crashes. Katrina was just insane, I've watched hurricane coverage on CNN since Hugo in 1989, and also read about famous hurricanes before that such as Betsy, Camille, Gilbert, etc. When Andrew happened in 1992 I thought that was it for my lifetime, I never thought I'd see one as devestating as it. Little did I believe I'd see one that was much much worse.

Just to prove I'm not a morbid S.O.B. when we got hit by Hurricane Juan in 2003 It killed me that I couldn't watch the news reports about it, I had to settle for the Newspapers. (which I still have) We weren't very prepared for Juan, we had no idea how shitty our power system had become under privatization. So we didn't have a radio. After Juan I made up an emergency kit that basically included batteries, candles, a BBQ lighter (for the candles), One of those power invertors for your car so you can have a power jack from your cigarette lighter, and a battery operated radio. These all came in handy during White Juan, but we couldn't use the Invertor because we couldn't get to a car through the snow, and my stupid father wouldn't let us use the customers car in the shop.

Anyway, on to plane crashes. The one that's effected me the most is definatly Swissair Flight 111, just because of how close it was. It was a tragedy that effected all Nova Scotians. Of all the plane crashes I've invesitaged the worst would definatley be Alaska Airlines Flight 261. What those people had to go through I can't even imagine, 60 seconds of an upside down plunge into the Atlantic. 60 seconds doesn't sound like a lot, but I bet under those circumstances it felt like a lot longer. The thing that made me the most ill of all about it though was that it was corporate greed that caused it. And Alaska Airlines is still in business today! Try and tell me the FAA isn't in bed with the Airlines. I'll bet the senior officials in the FAA all have Swiss Bank Accounts full of blood money from such disasters as TWA 800, ValuJet 592, Alaska Airlines 261, and so on. I hope that money help comforts them when they're burning in Hell. I'm not a religious guy, but I hope there is a Hell and people like this go there. Heaven, meh I'd like there to be one, but whatever.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Wow.... This is fucked

I've never seen anything like this before, this woman is terrified of ....... balloons!

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Wanna Know What it's Like to Blast Off?

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One of my favorite articles to read, it's Astronauts describing what it's like to launch in the Space Shuttle. I'd love to try it, although I know for certain I'd shit my pants. I mean, I'm scared to fly on an airliner, let alone blast off at thousands of miles an hour in a space shuttle. But you better believe I'd do it in a second.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Why Didn't I Think of This?

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Hello, Ms. Lohan? Yes I'm Dr. Murray and....

<< Later On >>

Lindsay: Have you found anything?
Me: These tests take time, some can even take several days.

Anyone Who Don't Like Lindsay Lohan is Gettin a Punch in the Mouth

Note to People who don't like Lindsay Lohan: Back the fuck up! I know exactly what it is, it's all jealousy. All the little bitchlets out there are all pissed off they can't fuck and party as much as she does so they call her a slut.

As for the Guys, if you don't wanna fuck this:

You got serious issues, that even I, in my infinite wisdom can't help you with.

Sayings to Live By, By Murray

"People Suck, I've Always Said The World Would Be Better Off Without Them."
"I'll Live, or Die Tryin!"

I Hate Dogs

God I hate dogs, they're the most annoying animals on the planet. Ours is the worst, you know he's gotta shit but the damn thing just sits there staring at you while you hold the door open. So you close the door and go back to what you were doing and it shits on the floor. I don't even want the damn thing but my Father does so I'm fucked. Whenever my Father goes away the damn thing barks non stop. One time it got out of our gate and ran away while he was gone so I had to go find it. Words cannot describe how tempted I was to not go find it, but I would have never heard the end of it.